teletubbies

teletubbies
1. (teletubbies) (1316↑, 123↓)
Four uh... things that live in Teletubbyland, a beautiful astro-turf consisting of green trees, gossipy flowers, and large, brown rabbits. The four teletubbies' names are Tinky-Winky, Dipsy, Laa-Laa, and Po. They all live in futuristic domehouse with a vacuum cleaner named Noo-Noo, and all of the tubby custard and tubby toast they could ever want. Tinky-Winky: Tinky-Winky is a male teletubby and is purple in color. He is the largest of all of them. He has an upside-down triangle antenna on his head and carries around a cute little red clutch purse. Tinky-Winky may or may not be homosexual. His song goes 'Tinkle Winkle, Tinky-Winky, Woo woo woo woo woo...' Dipsy: Dipsy is a male teletubby and is lime green in color. He is second largest of them all. His antenna is straight (like a dipstick... get it?) and he normally wears a [rad] cow-spotted top hat. He hates cute shit. His song goes 'bum tre bum bum tre bum' Laa-Laa: Laa-Laa is a female teletubby and is yellow in color. She is second smallest of them all. Her antenna is curly and plays with an orange ball she has absolutely no control over. She is a total girly-girl and a total chatter box. She is always giggling and never sad. Her song goes 'la la la la la la la la' Po: Po is a female teletubby and is red in color. She is smallest of them all. Her antenna is a circle and likes taking ride on a scooter. Po is shy and may or may not be a communist. Her song goes 'po po po po po po po' Noo-Noo: Noo-Noo is a genderless vacuum cleaner with a mind of its own. Noo-Noo is normally found in the tubby's house cleaning up after them. The Sun: The sun is just that... a sun. The only catch? The sun has a baby's face\! The baby sun likes to look down on the teletubbies and laugh at them.

Teletubbies are the most fucked up Children's show TV characters ever.

Author: Gwen Stefani Grrl http://teletubbies.urbanup.com/726676
2. (teletubbies) (1038↑, 151↓)
4 reasons why i should own a gun

tinkle winkle,dipshit,taa taa,ho

Author: one ring to f*ck them all http://teletubbies.urbanup.com/566542
3. (teletubbies) (789↑, 93↓)
Baby gorillas, whom, because of their small and morbidly obese build, became perfect subjects for a top secret experiment dubbed, "teletubbies". Kidnapped from their native habitat, they were strapped down hooting and screaming onto operation tables. Their stomachs were removed and replaced with a crude malfunctioning television set, which recieved its signals from a implanted attenna on the top of its head. Because the attenna's reciever must be outside of the body, a hole is drilled through the baby gorilla's brain, making a pathway to stick the electrical equipment through. Unfortunately, this only resulted in having the entire cast of teletubbies having the combined intelligence of [tupperware]. To feed the disillusioned apes, a special diet consisting of purified ethanol (tubby toast), and lead paint oatmeal (tubby custard) to keep the seditious thoughts of the infants surpressed. A fake sun watches over them with a ensuringly peaceful baby's face on it to keep the tubbies close to their safety dome. When a tubby escapes, the sun makes a blood-curdling cry, calling upon the dome janitor, a robot vacuum cleaner named "snoo snoo" to hunt down and kill the escapee by devouring it with it's mighty vacuum, grinding the hapless tubby and using it's remains as fertilizer for the vast lush gardens surrounding the dome. Occasionally when the time is just right, the tubbies may be able to recieve radio waves with their broken attennas, allowing them to eavesdrop on their human overseers, yet baffled by the simplest tasks we can do, such as showering or cooking an egg.

"Once upon a time in teletubby land, teletubbies... come to play\!"

4. (teletubbies) (537↑, 122↓)
the gay version of ninja turtles

teletubbies eat plastic pancakes with faces on it for every meal

5. (teletubbies) (443↑, 108↓)
Absolute communist propaganda. I cant believe this show is still on the air.

Okay, look at it this way. There is 4 colors of teletubbies Yellow, Red, Purple and Green, all 4 of these symbolizes the 4 tenants of communism. The sun (which has a babies face) is the "big brother" or communist leader that watches over their every actions, the teletubbies just playfully go along their merry way, not noticing the suns evil intent. This show is brainwashing kids everywhere. We must stand together\!

6. (teletubbies) (381↑, 76↓)
Homosexual propaganda aimed at babies on LSD.

It's a very insidious show\!

7. (teletubbies) (225↑, 43↓)
A babies' program that has 4 weird fat things called Tinky Winky, Dipsy, LaLa and Po. They are 4 different colours, Purple, Green, Yellow and Red. They live in a strange looking house that is in the middle of a field, and they have a Sun which has a baby head on it.

The Teletubbies are one weird program.

8. (teletubbies) (151↑, 11↓)
An [acid] trip for small children.

Lets go watch the pretty colors on TELETUBBIES\!\!\!

9. (teletubbies) (168↑, 52↓)
five useless dancing furry shitheads, who may or may not have practiced homo-erotica.

\<yellow tubby\> hi purple tubby\! \<purple tubby\> I wondering if you'd lend me some money, yellow tubby? \<yellow tubby\> oh, why? \<purple tubby\> because its THIRRRRTEEEN DOLLARRRRRRRRS FOR A TELETUBBIE DILLLLLLLDOOOOOO

10. (teletubbies) (110↑, 7↓)
Four brightly colored asexual creatures from the mythical land of tubbyland. Tubbyland is a wonderful and most beautiful land full of hills, rich green grass, flowers, an overpopulation of rabbits, and a sun with all the common characteristics of an infant. All of the teletubbies have what appear to be television screens on their bellies. They pick up transmitions from ethnic children from everywhere around the U.S., and they all have beer bellies, hence the name, "teletubbies". This show is best watched under the influence of marajuanna. Tinky winky = The gender confused purple teletubby that is apparently the only post-pubesent teletubby . He sports a bright red purse and is quite the leader of the pack. He has an upside-down triangle on top of his head. Dipsy = He is the second largest one, and green male of the group. He owns a rather pimp cowskin top hat, and his head-antenna thingy resemblesthat of an erect penis. Laa-Laa = [pronounced loh-loh as in the "o" sound in the word long] is the largest female of them all and has a curly deal on her head. She is yellow, with a huge rubber ball that tends to entertain the group to a slobbery stupor until they are all fascinated by the physics of its spherical splendor. Po = The short red one with the circle on her head. she often sounds as if she were high on helium. She owns 3-wheel scooter capable of speeds of 25 MPH or higher. It gets around 3 miles to the gallon, and has around 1 1/2 horsepower. The noo-noo = The teletubbies enjoy consuming burnt toast and [what looks like] pink intestinal fluids called tubby custard. They then proceed to throw the pink goo on the floor along with the toast, as if it were an accident. Thats when the noo-noo comes in. The noo-noo is a vacuum cleaner that looks like snuffalupagus from sesame street. It proceeds to suck up all the rectal discharge that they call food, and the teletubbies scold and yell "bad noo-noo" repeatedly until it rolls on back to its hole in the wall.

Dude\! did you catch the new episode of the teletubbies last night? It was the shit\! dipsy knocked up po and tinky winky came out in front of laa-laa\! aww DAMN it was a real twist.

11. (teletubbies) (114↑, 13↓)
You take one part barny the purple dinosaur,add 2 parts H R Puffinstuff, add some LSD and Pot...and you get the Teletubbies

The teletubbies are pure concentrated evil.

12. (teletubbies) (125↑, 27↓)
4 color "people" in a tv show. thèy`re naked, and they`re scary.

my sister saw it once 2 years ago and still doesn`t want to watch tv, because she`s tooo scary. too good she didnt see barney\!\!\!

13. (teletubbies) (123↑, 28↓)
A deeply disturbing show that is made for kids. Homo-erotic in nature, four strange looking creatures that resemble a gorilla/ human baby halfbreed that have antennas on their heads go on everyday adventures. They love each other, sucking on each other, and masturbating with each other in their happy little astro-turf world. This show has probably made by child molesters.

Dipsy: love love Tinkly winkely\! Tinkely winkely: love love Dipsy\!

14. (teletubbies) (87↑, 16↓)
Four colored freaks that have TVs on their stomachs and don't talk right They also look at a fucked up baby head on a sun

The purple teletubbie is EXTREMELY fruity Hey, look at that fucked up baby head from the crap TV show teletubbies

15. (teletubbies) (78↑, 12↓)
A show rumored to be used as part of the repetoire of various torture methods at terrorist prison camps like "Gitmo" and Abu Ghraib. The hapless victim is tied to a chair while the show continuously plays on loop for a total of 72 hours consecutively with the volume cranked all the way. The subject usually breaks within 16 hours and is induced with severe symdromes of PTSD and dementia.

Teletubbies is an excellent torture method: kid-tested, mother-approved.

Author: I-cannot-believe-it's-not-butter\! http://teletubbies.urbanup.com/1542881
16. (teletubbies) (83↑, 19↓)
Four Reasons for People slowly going insane and commiting suicide

Narrator: one day in the teletubbies sad world of astro-turf I commited suicide because I CAN'T TAKE THIS SHIT ANYMORE HELLLLLLLLLLLLLP\!\!\!\!

17. (teletubbies) (80↑, 25↓)
4 unspecified beasts created by some person fucked up on LSD, there are 2 male telitubbies Tiny-Winky and La-la and 2 female Po and Dipsy, often accompanied by a vacuum cleaner with a pathetic drug induced name and a sun with a babys face. if your not a baby then youve gotta be a regular [pothead] and/or [acidhead] to watch yet alone understand this show

JEFF: dude, ive been dropping acis at riverbank - Might watch some teletubbies BRIAN: wait dude, your like 21 years old, why watch the teletubbies? JEFF: Cos im fucked out on acid and its the only show i understand.

Author: Brother Number One http://teletubbies.urbanup.com/1327451
18. (Teletubbies) (76↑, 26↓)
Designed for the gay, stoned and children under 7. Commonly annouced as one of the gayest shows in the history of television entertainment. Exmaple of gayness: The Noo-noo (which young children use to say privates for example my no no spot- and incase your wondering The Noo-noo is a vacuum) recored by what sounds like someone getting a blow job, the triangle and last but not the least the gay names... hence tinky winky...

Dipsy: Hey Twinky Winky lets try and make the sounds that The Noo-noo makes\! Tinky Winky: Ok\!\! Later on: Slurp Slurp Gulp Gulp\! Dipsy: Wow that was fun\! Tinky Winky: Wow use teletubbies sure are gay Dispy\! Dipsy: Damn straight\!

19. (teletubbies) (75↑, 26↓)
four reasons why our children end up gay/mentally retarded.

the teletubbies give each other oral sex and worship a sun that is a FUCKING BABY\! OMG the baby is a god\!

20. (Teletubbies) (48↑, 3↓)
A TV show for children. But be forwarned because, title misleading, this show is NOT about fat people that can move objects with their minds. Instead of that fantastic idea for a show, the truth is that it's about four dome-dwelling anthropomorphic creatures that look like the unholy offspring of human, monkey, and felt. These horrendous characters bare the names of "Tinky-Winky", "Dipsy", "Laa-Laa", and "Po" (upon investigation, it has been found that Tinky-Winky is in fact homosexual. This was discovered by the fact that he carries a purse and has an upside-down triangle atop an antenna on his head). The show is about the immature adventures they have as a probable after-effect of the various psychedellic drugs they have, no doubt, ingested. They play in a grassy land where it is always spring, whilst narration is spoken in the background. The thing that freaks me out most is the sun. What's so freaky about a sun, you ask? Well for starters, the sun is nothing more than a yellow, projected baby's face. It's true. Need I say more? Probably, so I'll tell you this: if you ever feel the urge to watch this show, see a psychiatrist. If you're a child and you have an urge to watch Teletubbies, go ahead, it might be educational. On the other hand, it WAS created likely by speed addicts. Oh well.

Guy: "Hey, wanna watch Teletubbies?" Guy2: "No way. That shit's for kids." Guy: "Oh. Well lets get high and watch Speed Racer\!" Guy2: "Kay" (Later that night the Teletubbies broke into their house and killed them, and no one cared because everyone knows Teletubbies is the ONLY show to watch while high\!)

21. (Teletubbies) (43↑, 4↓)
Sadistic show created for children whom are experimenting with mind trips. Set in a green golf-course setting, there are 4 distinct inhabitants. Tinky Winki, Laa-Laa, Po, and Dipsy. These creepy ass names are just one of the manipulative ways the creator of the show uses to lure kids into watching these fucks. They run around all day playing ass-grab with each other speaking in some foreign language. There is some fucking wierd megaphone-like devices planted periodically throughout the field that transmits most of the sadistic orders that are commanded by the "man behind the curtain". By day they worship a rising baby face in the sky.. this is their sun-god and they do everything that is commanded by thee. Miracles happen on a regular basis created by a magical windmill, this is also worshipped on a regular basis. By night comes a monstrosity otherwise known as "Noo-noo". This vacuum cleaner sucks in unsuspecting victims into it's death-trap and grinds them up into fertilizer for the golf-course. This show is fucked up.

John : So.. I watched teletubbies today Jane : So this mean you agree to the euthanization?

22. (teletubbies) (64↑, 27↓)
The reason that 1 out of 150 kids will have Autisim

The teletubbies are a bunch of communists who are here to destroy the western world by giving Kids Autism

Author: Kid from Massachusetts http://teletubbies.urbanup.com/2568702
23. (teletubbies) (53↑, 16↓)
bears that come in five different colors. or was it four?

the purple teletubby is the gay one\!

24. (teletubbies) (68↑, 36↓)
someone who is too fat to be called tubby, u call them teletubbie instead

come here TELETUBBIE\!\!\!

25. (teletubbies) (26↑, 5↓)
A seriously fucked up TV show that came out of Britain. It's about 4 gorrilla/human things that were born with birth defects such as: Lack of brains, a TV type rash that's actually eczema, fucked up antennea growing out of their heads, and club feet. They speak a language that cats in heat would start humping them for. They live in a land of rolling hills, crashed spaceships and they're god is a sun with a baby face. Their names are Tinky-Winky, Dipsy, Laa Laa and Po. They also have a vaccuum cleaner named Noo Noo that they yell at when it cleans up after them. They like wallowing in their own shit. They also eat toast called "Tubby Toast" that has a smile face burned on it. They drink what looks like semen from some kind of Dr. Seuss character, since it's pink and slimy and thick looking with weird clumps of shit in it. Children ages 1-7 love this show, while any other rational human being with a sense of sanity despises it. This sense of despise seems to have been ineffective against mothers of young children, allowing the madness to continue. It's also a great show to watch on acid, pot, speed, etc.

Tinky-Winky: La la la I'm the queer one with the clutch purse and the dildo in it. Figures I'm the only representation of a white guy here. The guys at the teletubbies studio use me as a cum dumpster\! Dipsy: I'm the nigger with the dark skin\! I was made to represent diversity\! Laa Laa: I'm the dumbass blonde bitch\! Look at me I'm even more retarded than all the others\! Po: Ching chang cho yo yao yaoi yuri hentai chingy chog chink gook. \{Translation: I'm the asian figure here, just like Dipsy. Also put in to be racially diverse and shit.\} Noo Noo: I MAKE NOISES THAT SOUND LIKE BLOWJOBS Baby sun: I am GOD\!

Author: Crazy Motherfucking Bitch http://teletubbies.urbanup.com/4769021
26. (teletubbies) (26↑, 6↓)
Imagine a freaky bear/gorilla/human hybrid. Imagine this freaky creature has elf ears, an antenna on its head and a TV set on its stomach. Now imagine four of them, all different colours and living in an astro-turf world eating happy-looking pancakes and drinking this weird liquid from a bowl, and having a robot vacuum cleaner that never has to be emptied clean up after them. You have just imagined the Teletubbies.

Teletubbies doesn't teach kids anything\!

27. (Teletubbies) (61↑, 42↓)
A bunch of gay TWATS

Lee bums teletubbies

Author: SOME GAY TOSS POT http://teletubbies.urbanup.com/168847
28. (teletubbies) (35↑, 23↓)
Farfats that got slapped around by Mario and set their place on fire.

Mario:Death to farfats\! Ha-Ha-Ha\! Die\! Die\! All of you\! Wa-wa...\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

29. (teletubbies) (55↑, 47↓)
four fuckin faggots tubbies that realy enjoy a cock\!

-hi, green tubbie, hihihi\! -hi-i\! hihihi\!

30. (teletubbies) (17↑, 10↓)
they are extremely creepy things that the people who made it were totally on lsd and stuff. thier bad names are tinky-winky=drinky-winky po=ho laa-laa=taa-taa dipsy=tipsy and thier so gay

the teletubbies are gay\!

Author: join the teenage army http://teletubbies.urbanup.com/2923571
31. (Teletubbies) (7↑, 1↓)
1. An inhumane form of punishment for kids used in the 90s 2. A gay form of entertainment for kids used in the 2000s see also [Barney] [Boohbah] [Mutant Ninja Turtles] [Care Bears]

1. Go watch the Teletubbies\! but mom\! 2. You get to watch Teletubbies\! YAY\!

32. (Teletubbies) (45↑, 45↓)
1. A British [television] program intended for very young children. Unfairly criticized by some adults who read hidden [symbolism] into the main characters' appearance, environment, and/or behavior. (Refuting such claims is beyond the scope of this web site, however.) 2. The title characters of this program: four characters with [childlike] faces, colorful [unisex] body-suits, and television [screens] on their bellies. All of the Teletubbies have a uniquely-shaped [antenna] growing from the top of their heads; these antennas glow whenever one of them receives a signal from the outside world (a short, [live-action] film starring children from various countries). The rest of the show depicts Teletubbies acting like [toddlers]: sleeping and waking, exercising, playing outside, discovering strange objects. They also enjoy [hugging] each other, usually accompanied by their trademark phrase "[Big hug\!]"

1. I've known people who were straight as arrows, never used recreational drugs, and didn't live with their children...but who still watched _Teletubbies_. 2. My friend's four-year-old daughter wore pajamas with pictures of the Teletubbies.

Author: Ingeborg S. Nordén http://teletubbies.urbanup.com/1758073
33. (Teletubbies) (0↑, 1↓)
A tv show for children about 4 creatures that live in Teletubby land. Colors: red, green, yellow, purple Teletubbies: Po, La-La, Dipsy, and Tinky-Winky They have a house where theres tubby-toast and tubby-custard. They have a vaccum-thingy called No-No that sucks them up and brings them back when they try to escape Teletubbyland.

baby at age 4: googoogaagaa\! daddy i want to watch teletubbies\!

34. (teletubbies) (55↑, 56↓)
Teletubbies is a CHILDRENS (yes, that's why it sucks-to all the other people who defined this- it's made for babies, go watch TV for people your own age, you faggots) television show created by the [BBC]. There are four telltubbies- Tinky Winky, Dispy, la la and Po. They live in a field in a strange houe, and educate children (there goes that word again) about shit that they really don't care about. It's actually commisioned by the [Labour party] to promote racial equality. Most of the time though, it gets boring once they switch their stomachs on.

I stepped on a rabbit; the teletubbies are gonna be pissed at me.

35. (teletubbies) (7↑, 29↓)
One of the greatest programs ever to hit [BBC] or [PBS].

[Mewtwo] is the only [Pokemon] who watches the Teletubbies regularly.

36. (Teletubbies) (15↑, 40↓)
FolkishGiraffe is the sun\!

Yeah\! Dipsy, LaLa, Poe, Tinky Winky\!

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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